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I think I’m going to write a book called “‘Four Hours Is Definitely Enough Sleep’ And Other Lies I Tell Myself”
if you ever think English is not a shit language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme, but read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.
This post fucked me up.
Become a figure skater they said
you will be graceful they said
HE FUCKING DID THE THING GUYS
not my gifs
THE WRITERS LITERALLY GOT ALL OF THEIR SCRIPT FROM TUMBLR I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD
NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THIS IS MY FAVORITE PART OF THE EPISODE
guys this bit wasn’t scripted
MARTIN DID IT TO MAKE BENEDICT LAUGH
This wasn’t scripted BUT THIS MADE ME SQEEEEEEEALL AND JUMP UP AND DOWN MORE THAN ANY OTHER PART
A woman pours so much hand sanitizer on her hands that it runs off and spills all over the floor. It is pooling at her feet. She continues pouring it. A security guard comes over. Ma’am, you’re causing a disturbance. I’m going to have to ask you to leave. The security guard slips, falls. The security guard is covered in hand sanitizer. The security guard is so clean. The woman is so clean. The woman’s hands are so clean.
2014 // graphics
everyone is doing this now, so I’m hopping on board :) here are my new-year graphics of 2014
do u ever get a sharp stabbing pain somewhere on ur body and wonder who the hell made a voodoo doll of u this time bc its getting old and im tired of dealing iwth it god F;uckign damn it
To everyone that thought that mid season finales were a good idea.
im aiming for the “shes a badass and cute as hell but I wouldn’t touch her without asking” look
Punk’s not dead. Just exhausted.
Punk needs a blanket. Maybe some chamomile tea.
shhhh. small noises. small baseline solo.
this is the cutest thing ive ever seen im going to cry
the rawness up close ➝ rami kadi s/s 2013